








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 765 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 607 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7044 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6006 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6880 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7033 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,844 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ Plankt0n | 24 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Chefano | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | myNick | 13 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | pope | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | ✪ CAN SIR ✌ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pope | +2.85 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | Lunchbox | +1.31 | 45 | 57 |
| #3 | myNick | +1.04 | 54 | 74 |
| #4 | Chefano | +0.93 | 63 | 69 |
| #5 | Limewire | +0.61 | 66 | 67 |





