








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 916 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4275 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3326 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2185 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2812 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,641,531 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1655 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loosey goosey | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | im car | 54% | 72 |
| #3 | boglord | 44% | 111 |
| #4 | yami_pastel | 42% | 140 |
| #5 | SilkyPickle | 42% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilkyPickle | +2.92 | 95 | 58 |
| #2 | epicbro1 | +2.60 | 89 | 4 |
| #3 | boglord | +1.58 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | thelegend27 | +1.25 | 79 | 51 |
| #5 | im car | -0.49 | 63 | 40 |





