








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1689 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1230 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1154 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1280 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,766 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just Sprayin | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | CafèRaceRR | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | N1LSON | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | ⛟ ŁuÞoŝ ⛟ | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | onray | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | CafèRaceRR | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | N1LSON | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | ⛟ ŁuÞoŝ ⛟ | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | onray | 25% | 16 |
| #6 | Schosch | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ ŁuÞoŝ ⛟ | 5 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | Schosch | 2 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1LSON | 65 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | ⛟ ŁuÞoŝ ⛟ | 33 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Schosch | 28 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | onray | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | CafèRaceRR | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ ŁuÞoŝ ⛟ | +1.78 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | d0ne | +1.51 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | Schosch | +0.08 | 92 | 71 |
| #4 | CafèRaceRR | -0.40 | 58 | 76 |
| #5 | Just Sprayin | -0.59 | 48 | 57 |





