








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 450 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7390 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5098 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3622 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3210 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,857,573 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 565 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Kingston | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | Aitocrème | 53% | 388 |
| #3 | R4D THE RÄMPYTTELIJÄ | 49% | 81 |
| #4 | ᶰᵒᶤʳᵉ † mia | 48% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Kingston | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | Aitocrème | 53% | 388 |
| #3 | R4D THE RÄMPYTTELIJÄ | 49% | 81 |
| #4 | ᶰᵒᶤʳᵉ † mia | 48% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4D THE RÄMPYTTELIJÄ | 13 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Aitocrème | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | ᶰᵒᶤʳᵉ † mia | 9 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aitocrème | 1129 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #2 | ᶰᵒᶤʳᵉ † mia | 279 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | R4D THE RÄMPYTTELIJÄ | 204 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mr. Kingston | 123 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Kingston | +2.39 | 69 | 74 |
| #2 | Aitocrème | +1.97 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | MentalDeath | +0.58 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | ᶰᵒᶤʳᵉ † mia | -1.64 | 59 | 45 |
| #5 | R4D THE RÄMPYTTELIJÄ | -2.68 | 43 | 57 |





