








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 497 matches | ||
| Wingman | 401 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7113 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6370 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8677 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9873 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,195,850 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 990 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=[<\TouTenKarTon/>]=- | 62% | 55 |
| #2 | To` | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | noLike rad- | 53% | 113 |
| #4 | REAMYX | 51% | 110 |
| #5 | Romz | 50% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHR.BOT 巨根 !!! | +2.41 | 84 | 77 |
| #2 | REAMYX | +0.89 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Freerider | +0.78 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | To` | +0.51 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | Guilx-! | +0.50 | 69 | 61 |





