








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1169 | 38% |
| Smokes | 638 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 654 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 650 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,007 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penitent1 | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | okasha | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | -Z7 | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | wryyy | 56% | 39 |
| #5 | ✪ Sharpshooter★♛ | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wryyy | 11 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | okasha | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | ✪ Sharpshooter★♛ | 4 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | penitent1 | 2 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | okasha | +2.98 | 90 | 48 |
| #2 | niko | +2.81 | 64 | 54 |
| #3 | -Z7 | +2.31 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | ✪ Sharpshooter★♛ | +1.66 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | wryyy | +1.20 | 75 | 49 |





