








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 762 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,541 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7177 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7822 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9081 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6214 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,580,366 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popov | 51% | 115 |
| #2 | Scar | 47% | 319 |
| #3 | berg0z | 45% | 99 |
| #4 | BiggBeezyMack | 43% | 65 |
| #5 | Gullan | 41% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | berg0z | 45% | 99 |
| #4 | BiggBeezyMack | 43% | 65 |
| #5 | Gullan | 41% | 83 |
| #6 | Sτieη | 39% | 148 |
| #7 | mapX | 37% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scar | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Sτieη | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Popov | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | mapX | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Gullan | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scar | 497 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #2 | Popov | 466 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | Sτieη | 341 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Gullan | 245 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | berg0z | 227 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gullan | +1.38 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | Vajp | +0.79 | 58 | 67 |
| #3 | berg0z | +0.70 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | Popov | -0.22 | 46 | 74 |
| #5 | Scar | -0.24 | 53 | 66 |





