








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 963 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 597 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8687 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8380 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7977 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7122 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,107,003 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3rmit | 55% | 73 |
| #2 | Uni | 50% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3rmit | 55% | 73 |
| #2 | Uni | 50% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uni | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | h3rmit | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uni | 333 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | h3rmit | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3rmit | +0.02 | 70 | 50 |
| #2 | Chuck | -0.22 | 39 | 74 |
| #3 | Uni | -0.51 | 23 | 74 |





