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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,834 | |
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 841 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1427 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 915 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1450 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $696,091 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jå9 | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | IMTH0MAS | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | BummbaahClottt | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | xqus | 75% | 20 |
| #5 | ☂️ ✘aiizyツ | 73% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kamelsvette | 201 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | xqus | 126 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #3 | IMTH0MAS | 92 | 0.36 | 2 min |
| #4 | Alfi | 83 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | NaitZ" | 80 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMTH0MAS | +5.15 | 89 | 76 |
| #2 | yeti | +4.08 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | Jå9 | +3.30 | 53 | 68 |
| #4 | Alfi | +2.35 | 86 | 80 |
| #5 | dopp | +2.30 | 70 | 54 |





