








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1768 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Esplay | 173 matches | 1,685 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3988 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9556 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7021 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6123 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4670 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,648 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quaiko3 | 63% | 48 |
| #2 | 1ncepti0ns | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | siktet | 55% | 110 |
| #4 | SSSSnuttan<3 | 54% | 148 |
| #5 | Pytonorm | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siktet | +5.70 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Pytonorm | +1.90 | 49 | 55 |
| #3 | Sm1rk | +1.25 | 51 | 82 |
| #4 | JockeB | +1.05 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | Yuri Missalotski | +0.87 | 49 | 76 |





