








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 242 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3413 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5668 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3768 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5065 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,133,284 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dok | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | ✌ AURORA ✌ | 48% | 60 |
| #3 | MARKJEE | 48% | 65 |
| #4 | PimpStarrr™ | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Tactac ⭕⃤ | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dok | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | ✌ AURORA ✌ | 48% | 60 |
| #3 | MARKJEE | 48% | 65 |
| #4 | PimpStarrr™ | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Tactac ⭕⃤ | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKJEE | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Tactac ⭕⃤ | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | ✌ AURORA ✌ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | dok | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKJEE | 217 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | ✌ AURORA ✌ | 134 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tactac ⭕⃤ | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | PimpStarrr™ | 78 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | dok | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKJEE | +2.25 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | Monsieur Défaite | +0.79 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | PimpStarrr™ | -0.36 | 56 | 70 |
| #4 | ✌ AURORA ✌ | -1.89 | 46 | 70 |
| #5 | Tactac ⭕⃤ | -2.05 | 60 | 56 |





