








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3339 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2974 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2596 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2040 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,219 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas :-) | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Pixie | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Winther#one | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | XantoM | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas :-) | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Pixie | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Winther#one | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | XantoM | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pixie | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Winther#one | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | XantoM | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XantoM | 66 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Pixie | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Winther#one | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Thomas :-) | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winther#one | +1.71 | 63 | 66 |
| #2 | XantoM | +1.14 | 54 | 90 |
| #3 | Michael | -0.22 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | Pixie | -0.80 | 53 | 69 |
| #5 | Thomas :-) | -0.81 | 21 | 30 |





