








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 697 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 806 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3155 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5494 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2730 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5327 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,062,639 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i'm Mota 🍁 | 49% | 74 |
| #2 | Demihuman | 48% | 546 |
| #3 | waiabita | 45% | 47 |
| #4 | Matt | 44% | 77 |
| #5 | kodiih7 | 41% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i'm Mota 🍁 | 49% | 74 |
| #2 | Demihuman | 48% | 546 |
| #3 | waiabita | 45% | 47 |
| #4 | Matt | 44% | 77 |
| #5 | kodiih7 | 41% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demihuman | 24 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | i'm Mota 🍁 | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Matt | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | waiabita | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matt | 258 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Demihuman | 186 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #3 | i'm Mota 🍁 | 132 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | waiabita | 19 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | kodiih7 | 10 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demihuman | +1.79 | 48 | 37 |
| #2 | i'm Mota 🍁 | +0.72 | 57 | 71 |
| #3 | Matt | +0.24 | 14 | 58 |
| #4 | elsay10 | -0.02 | 27 | 52 |
| #5 | waiabita | -2.79 | 30 | 31 |





