








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1105 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1755 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1478 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1057 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $711,781 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NinjaAbernesKonge★★★★★ | 8 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | Bongo Freak | 8 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | Fader_T | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Brother XeonXJ9 | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Liekos | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liekos | 182 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | NinjaAbernesKonge★★★★★ | 52 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Quinx | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fader_T | 33 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | f1skhest | 33 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bongo Freak | +8.68 | 78 | 35 |
| #2 | NinjaAbernesKonge★★★★★ | +2.09 | 33 | 59 |
| #3 | Seb | +1.95 | 34 | 63 |
| #4 | Fader_T | +0.72 | 38 | 36 |
| #5 | Liekos | -0.60 | 17 | 56 |





