








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,930 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3031 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5071 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2969 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3507 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,140,261 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | vallzy | 45% | 87 |
| #14 | SÖRKANPASI | 44% | 32 |
| #15 | PunkyD | 42% | 99 |
| #16 | Sarvinen | 42% | 117 |
| #17 | Laako | 41% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yksinhuoltaja | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Sarvinen | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | JEREKINDAR | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | SÖRKANPASI | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | SquareN | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arska | 556 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | PunkyD | 447 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | SquareN | 392 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | vallzy | 355 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | Klintti | 276 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biiffi | +1.96 | 46 | 78 |
| #2 | Klintti | +1.75 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | yksinhuoltaja | +1.10 | 65 | 73 |
| #4 | seppohovi | +1.05 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | AndRE | +0.84 | 57 | 62 |





