








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 918 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7419 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8367 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3697 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2537 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,184,441 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galaxy | 1403 | 0.21 | 34 min |
| #2 | Prod.Ghxst | 281 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lightskull | 167 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #4 | chax | 159 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | ]-[o/v\][c][d@]_ '][`3n]}3nCi3s | 87 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galaxy | +4.57 | 60 | 61 |
| #2 | Lightskull | +2.01 | 44 | 31 |
| #3 | Prod.Ghxst | -0.21 | 22 | 52 |
| #4 | -=TFC Partical | -1.01 | 16 | 16 |
| #5 | ]-[o/v\][c][d@]_ '][`3n]}3nCi3s | -1.15 | 7 | 53 |





