








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 550 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 165 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5640 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4387 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5277 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3670 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,609,498 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKKEL =D | 63% | 52 |
| #2 | Brun0 ⚡ | 53% | 80 |
| #3 | Lockmann | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | ExtraCitron | 36% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKKEL =D | 63% | 52 |
| #2 | Brun0 ⚡ | 53% | 80 |
| #3 | Lockmann | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | ExtraCitron | 36% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brun0 ⚡ | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | MIKKEL =D | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ExtraCitron | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Lockmann | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brun0 ⚡ | 225 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | MIKKEL =D | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lockmann | 25 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | ExtraCitron | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKKEL =D | +4.78 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | Brun0 ⚡ | +0.99 | 58 | 71 |
| #3 | BauerBodni | +0.52 | 66 | 71 |
| #4 | ExtraCitron | -1.56 | 42 | 33 |
| #5 | Lockmann | -2.95 | 44 | 76 |





