










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1607 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3871 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5326 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5474 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,963,657 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thrommy | #uLow#Sorry :( | 720 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐-𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓 | 351 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | ZacK...Tod ٩(××)۶ | 309 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | ↫︎Easy_Muffins↬ | 293 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | St3von1x | 254 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnJ | +3.86 | 67 | 62 |
| #2 | St3von1x | +3.40 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | ↫︎Easy_Muffins↬ | +3.18 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | Sidonitor | +2.93 | 63 | 42 |
| #5 | Flaumi | +2.26 | 66 | 71 |





