








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 658 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2123 | 47% |
| HE Grenades | 789 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 958 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,035 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3rdr1x - vgt | 51% | 72 |
| #2 | RacletteAuSk1x | 50% | 74 |
| #3 | Guilloman | 49% | 67 |
| #4 | Queencard1x ♡ | 48% | 151 |
| #5 | DNG | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guilloman | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Queencard1x ♡ | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | DNG | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | P3rdr1x - vgt | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | RacletteAuSk1x | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Queencard1x ♡ | 231 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | P3rdr1x - vgt | 193 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | RacletteAuSk1x | 128 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | DNG | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Guilloman | 62 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | masha ♥ | +3.10 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | Queencard1x ♡ | +2.80 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | P3rdr1x - vgt | +0.79 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | TyBo | -0.68 | 57 | 60 |
| #5 | Guilloman | -0.73 | 37 | 61 |





