








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2033 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4090 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4103 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2458 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,001,613 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im_drunk | 51% | 104 |
| #2 | TeRRo | 49% | 144 |
| #3 | m4ter | 45% | 77 |
| #4 | Mike Litoris | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im_drunk | 51% | 104 |
| #2 | TeRRo | 49% | 144 |
| #3 | m4ter | 45% | 77 |
| #4 | Mike Litoris | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeRRo | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | m4ter | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im_drunk | 162 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | TeRRo | 154 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mike Litoris | 63 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | m4ter | 44 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im_drunk | +0.47 | 48 | 61 |
| #2 | exporta | +0.04 | 53 | 62 |
| #3 | TeRRo | -0.20 | 20 | 59 |
| #4 | m4ter | -0.48 | 41 | 60 |
| #5 | Mike Litoris | -2.12 | 27 | 73 |





