








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 699 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 187 matches | ||
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5321 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4549 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4988 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4719 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,452,942 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | okhi | 78% | 27 |
| #2 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | 74% | 62 |
| #3 | Samyyy ツ | 70% | 30 |
| #4 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | 69% | 32 |
| #5 | rojo | 67% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iKadse - chriZ-_ | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Schaggsen | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | SoleVita - propads.gg | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | QDon't Cry | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | +2.18 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | okhi | +2.16 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | +1.73 | 89 | 70 |
| #4 | rojo | +1.53 | 88 | 76 |
| #5 | ★ TeCci | +1.46 | 76 | 76 |





