








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 264 | 14% |
| Smokes | 574 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 752 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 272 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,762 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrestliii beljubrókari | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azaroth | 143 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jolli ♰ | 94 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | wrestliii beljubrókari | 88 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | geirii-.- | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Icemodai | 43 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrestliii beljubrókari | +5.39 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | MrBean | +2.74 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | Jolli ♰ | +2.33 | 48 | 84 |
| #4 | azaroth | +2.02 | 64 | 83 |
| #5 | geirii-.- | -0.57 | 53 | 54 |





