








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 309 | 21% |
| Smokes | 451 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 413 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 326 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $68,350 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fonzKING | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Muad'Dutch | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Wouter LOVES Terri | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | otekn00b | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | RennoR2k | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Muad'Dutch | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Wouter LOVES Terri | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | otekn00b | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | RennoR2k | 50% | 2 |
| #6 | CACA423 | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wouter LOVES Terri | 6 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Muad'Dutch | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wouter LOVES Terri | 95 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | CACA423 | 45 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #3 | Muad'Dutch | 24 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | otekn00b | 9 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | fonzKING | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RennoR2k | +8.09 | 95 | 72 |
| #2 | CACA423 | +2.68 | 70 | 64 |
| #3 | Muad'Dutch | +1.46 | 85 | 50 |
| #4 | Wouter LOVES Terri | +0.35 | 62 | 77 |
| #5 | KiTTy-KaT <3 W | -0.14 | 61 | 60 |





