








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1510 | 42% |
| Smokes | 243 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 862 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1010 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,221 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AR556HTX | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | LemonPeppaSteppa | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | tlhd420 | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | GET FUKT NERD | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | Huniixo | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | tlhd420 | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | GET FUKT NERD | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | Huniixo | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | get fukt | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | Adraste | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tlhd420 | 5 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Adraste | 5 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | LemonPeppaSteppa | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Huniixo | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | get fukt | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tlhd420 | 131 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Adraste | 97 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | AR556HTX | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | GET FUKT NERD | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | get fukt | 23 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GET FUKT NERD | +10.75 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | AR556HTX | +8.71 | 93 | 73 |
| #3 | get fukt | +6.21 | 86 | 64 |
| #4 | Adraste | +2.72 | 74 | 75 |
| #5 | iswaremenocheat | -1.15 | 46 | 45 |





