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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3014 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2880 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3332 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2054 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,085,519 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OJJ | +4.86 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | Sebbo3D | +2.56 | 94 | 66 |
| #3 | Meller | -0.21 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | ShrykeZ | -0.22 | 44 | 58 |
| #5 | Angler Jef | -0.40 | 55 | 53 |





