








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 696 | 23% |
| Smokes | 563 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 917 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 832 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $499,384 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 743 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheFoili =DD | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Nallu | 82% | 22 |
| #3 | SotaJimmy | 81% | 43 |
| #4 | 777 | 78% | 18 |
| #5 | Vilzs | 73% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | JimmyN😎 | 70% | 10 |
| #10 | hanski:PP | 70% | 40 |
| #11 | Inu | 67% | 9 |
| #12 | rse | 62% | 13 |
| #13 | Geggo | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geggo | 5 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | SotaJimmy | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | ape | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | rse | 3 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | hanski:PP | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SotaJimmy | 211 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | Nallu | 114 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | hanski:PP | 106 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | troijan hevoneN~~ | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ape | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 777 | +5.10 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | Vilzs | +2.54 | 91 | 63 |
| #3 | SotaJimmy | +2.38 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | starlight | +2.03 | 76 | 50 |
| #5 | Geggo | +1.45 | 75 | 67 |





