








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 569 matches | ||
| Wingman | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14077 | 31% |
| Smokes | 11129 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11103 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9441 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,845,272 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/l8_cs | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Dengue | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Schlufi | 10 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | berimboloism | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | TdH :) | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/l8_cs | 1091 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #2 | Gininiho | 791 | 0.39 | 23 min |
| #3 | TdH :) | 706 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #4 | Dengue | 483 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | ZeGuerra | 300 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/l8_cs | +2.56 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | TdH :) | +2.38 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | Gininiho | +2.29 | 64 | 79 |
| #4 | Dengue | +1.39 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | ictuS | +1.07 | 76 | 56 |





