








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1432 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1598 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1829 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1650 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $331,021 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pejntarn | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | LATTERLI | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | p90TRulz_-____> | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | mvp | 60% | 139 |
| #5 | Pong@muted!GITGUD<3SKRUF | 59% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | mvp | 60% | 139 |
| #5 | Pong@muted!GITGUD<3SKRUF | 59% | 86 |
| #6 | tiller- | 59% | 113 |
| #7 | vENdetta | 57% | 100 |
| #8 | Bajas | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mvp | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #2 | vENdetta | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mvp | 437 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | vENdetta | 307 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | tiller- | 243 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Pong@muted!GITGUD<3SKRUF | 157 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | LATTERLI | 95 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mvp | +3.63 | 83 | 80 |
| #2 | pejntarn | +0.81 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | tiller- | +0.66 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | LATTERLI | +0.58 | 33 | 76 |
| #5 | Leffa #13 | -0.53 | 74 | 75 |





