








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Faceit | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2877 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4749 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4359 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4207 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,616,755 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | AstrayHito | 55% | 230 |
| #8 | Colbyyy | 52% | 62 |
| #9 | CharlesUU | 51% | 99 |
| #10 | [SmD]Alucard|.aG.| | 47% | 47 |
| #11 | BLUEвєяяy | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AstrayHito | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Kvera | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | CharlesUU | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Neo | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | *MD | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AstrayHito | 716 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | ReGen_Flickz | 490 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kvera | 361 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | *MD | 345 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Neo | 284 | 0.18 | 6 min |





