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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5824 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3208 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4155 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3178 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $642,404 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 978 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴇʀ-- | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | G-_ | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | chuk1NG ♕ | 51% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴇʀ-- | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | G-_ | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | chuk1NG ♕ | 51% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chuk1NG ♕ | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | ᴇʀ-- | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | G-_ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chuk1NG ♕ | 211 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | G-_ | 95 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | ᴇʀ-- | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴇʀ-- | +2.24 | 71 | 50 |
| #2 | jE0 | +1.11 | 61 | 74 |
| #3 | chuk1NG ♕ | -0.75 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | G-_ | -1.90 | 74 | 61 |





