








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 900 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 526 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8639 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9710 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8764 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6304 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $925,943 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @s a ShoTGun | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | Xlaozz [fr] | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | BOT Robert | 44% | 143 |
| #4 | Shoug | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @s a ShoTGun | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | Xlaozz [fr] | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | BOT Robert | 44% | 143 |
| #4 | Shoug | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @s a ShoTGun | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | BOT Robert | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Xlaozz [fr] | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Robert | 149 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | Shoug | 146 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Xlaozz [fr] | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | @s a ShoTGun | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoug | +0.87 | 50 | 74 |
| #2 | Xlaozz [fr] | +0.75 | 34 | 58 |
| #3 | b!lb0n | +0.16 | 38 | 75 |
| #4 | BOT Robert | -0.30 | 39 | 51 |
| #5 | @s a ShoTGun | -1.34 | 34 | 41 |





