








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 429 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2878 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2409 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3922 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4640 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3988 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,248,278 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GetMeRank10 | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Laban | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | DADDY | 56% | 85 |
| #4 | Candy Man | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | DiX | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awpnils | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Mårtenbror | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | IRA | Micheal O Coileain | ISUN | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Leon | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | {R'F} the swede | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mårtenbror | +4.38 | 74 | 42 |
| #2 | Laban | +4.25 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | Candy Man | +3.35 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | DiX | +2.90 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | D0M1N4ND0 | +1.98 | 76 | 58 |





