








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 491 | 6% |
| Smokes | 2876 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2251 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2580 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,630 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tronix | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Naglad | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | Nirky | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | zine | 54% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tronix | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Naglad | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | Nirky | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | zine | 54% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naglad | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zine | 337 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | Naglad | 157 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nirky | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tronix | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nirky | +0.87 | 55 | 65 |
| #2 | aandesh | +0.54 | 74 | 49 |
| #3 | Naglad | +0.52 | 67 | 74 |
| #4 | zine | +0.06 | 56 | 62 |
| #5 | Tronix | -2.74 | 41 | 56 |





