








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1296 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1678 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1217 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1159 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,158 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0nd0n | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Nicky | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | Jakob K | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | MgN0xX | 67% | 24 |
| #5 | ✪ $alcN | 65% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | ★ NexuS | 46% | 13 |
| #15 | BoUnCeR | 46% | 13 |
| #16 | k2LAD | 45% | 31 |
| #17 | Totoro4346#8299 | 40% | 10 |
| #18 | kRYDS | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Fais | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | ✪ $alcN | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Hammeren | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Fais | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Meta | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nquit | 58 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | MgN0xX | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Munde | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoUnCeR | +3.42 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | Jakob K | +2.61 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | MgN0xX | +2.51 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | k2LAD | +2.25 | 69 | 79 |
| #5 | micQ^ | +1.22 | 72 | 68 |





