








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 702 matches | ||
| Wingman | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7047 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4687 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6261 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4197 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,314,388 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 583 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHAVEAZZ | 46% | 183 |
| #2 | grumbly | 46% | 89 |
| #3 | spraysn | 31% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHAVEAZZ | 46% | 183 |
| #2 | grumbly | 46% | 89 |
| #3 | spraysn | 31% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spraysn | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | SHAVEAZZ | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | grumbly | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spraysn | 153 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | grumbly | 142 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | SHAVEAZZ | 126 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l!ke denj0r @ der gruene H$ | +0.98 | 49 | 60 |
| #2 | grumbly | -1.60 | 44 | 73 |
| #3 | spraysn | -2.49 | 44 | 62 |
| #4 | SHAVEAZZ | -6.99 | 20 | 44 |





