








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1357 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1929 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1393 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1438 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $317,405 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rocky D Aimonds | 46% | 41 |
| #4 | Tankkis | 45% | 64 |
| #5 | Sage | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | Emptynizor | 37% | 30 |
| #7 | caaleppi | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tankkis | 112 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sage | 50 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Emptynizor | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rocky D Aimonds | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mike Boston | 28 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike Boston | +2.61 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | Tankkis | +1.62 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | Sage | +1.15 | 48 | 63 |
| #4 | Rocky D Aimonds | +0.43 | 85 | 50 |
| #5 | Emptynizor | -0.32 | 31 | 48 |





