








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 857 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 867 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4976 | 16% |
| Smokes | 10662 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 11111 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 5178 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,375,007 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 873 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bønnen | 54% | 93 |
| #2 | Funky | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | KoalaDrengenツ | 49% | 554 |
| #4 | Djoe | 49% | 327 |
| #5 | jungfc | 48% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoalaDrengenツ | +3.16 | 70 | 57 |
| #2 | Bønnen | +2.39 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | Djoe | +1.80 | 53 | 60 |
| #4 | AMP_DK | -0.27 | 50 | 72 |
| #5 | Funky | -0.48 | 49 | 63 |





