








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1108 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1204 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2495 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1408 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,156,019 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Ytvad | 38% | 13 |
| #14 | ☆ 1ceBunny ♡ | 38% | 26 |
| #15 | K.ish ツ | 38% | 21 |
| #16 | Østervemb | 36% | 25 |
| #17 | Skank! | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToastMaskinen 🇩🇰 | 4 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | ★DritZaN★ | 4 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Loco | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | B4by-Sch4ck | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Østervemb | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K.ish ツ | 140 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | Loco | 137 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ahlquist | 97 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mufufu | 54 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Østervemb | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K.ish ツ | +5.19 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Mufufu | +3.10 | 85 | 70 |
| #3 | DataSatan | +2.46 | 85 | 53 |
| #4 | ★DritZaN★ | +1.56 | 77 | 67 |
| #5 | Loco | +1.34 | 72 | 55 |





