








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 68 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 667 | 25% |
| Smokes | 776 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 711 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 475 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $121,918 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KJK | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | DandyK1NG | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | RAS | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Fissekiggemand | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | wusung 램 | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | f1psyy =DD | 29% | 7 |
| #9 | DerAless -iwnl- | 29% | 7 |
| #10 | +49neuerung | 29% | 7 |
| #11 | Kronuk | 29% | 7 |
| #12 | Marcorino99 | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +49neuerung | 1 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wusung 램 | 92 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | Marcorino99 | 64 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | vtotheltothem | 61 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | f1psyy =DD | 41 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | RAS | 36 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1psyy =DD | +2.34 | 88 | 77 |
| #2 | wusung 램 | +2.33 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | RAS | +1.85 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | KJK | +1.12 | 64 | 78 |
| #5 | Profminas | +0.16 | 75 | 64 |





