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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 973 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1715 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2022 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1376 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $472,053 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tillorswift | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Copdel | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Lyrion | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | b0bLikE | 46% | 35 |
| #5 | Donny T. | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tillorswift | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Copdel | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Lyrion | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | b0bLikE | 46% | 35 |
| #5 | Donny T. | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donny T. | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donny T. | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | b0bLikE | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lyrion | 22 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Tillorswift | 21 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Copdel | 15 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tillorswift | +1.26 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | lIttleEe | +0.64 | 63 | 66 |
| #3 | Donny T. | +0.54 | 59 | 58 |
| #4 | Lyrion | -0.61 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | b0bLikE | -2.35 | 44 | 54 |





