








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2658 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3725 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2803 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1924 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,591,814 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SM0K1Njoe | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Windexator | 58% | 66 |
| #3 | dKNIGHT | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Chado | 52% | 97 |
| #5 | dunaz™ | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mpirez | 349 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Chado | 236 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Windexator | 160 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | imbad_Marcoo | 139 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | SM0K1Njoe | 111 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SM0K1Njoe | +2.31 | 61 | 79 |
| #2 | Mr.Windex | +2.14 | 55 | 68 |
| #3 | peon | +2.13 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | Windexator | +2.11 | 65 | 78 |
| #5 | Chado | +1.92 | 78 | 67 |





