








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1751 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1521 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2159 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1701 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,419 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vitali | 54% | 169 |
| #2 | Juusto | 50% | 34 |
| #3 | Samu | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | Tombha | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vitali | 54% | 169 |
| #2 | Juusto | 50% | 34 |
| #3 | Samu | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | Tombha | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vitali | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Samu | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Tombha | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vitali | 436 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Samu | 122 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tombha | 73 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Juusto | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vitali | +3.43 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | sk0gen | -0.85 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | Tombha | -0.95 | 42 | 57 |
| #4 | Juusto | -3.11 | 24 | 44 |
| #5 | Samu | -3.72 | 62 | 60 |





