








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1629 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 517 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5044 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4783 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5450 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4026 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,002,323 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obice | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | kApe | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | ♛ Rufio | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | point | 52% | 122 |
| #5 | IP phoenix | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | point | +3.02 | 93 | 69 |
| #2 | Newbie | +1.71 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | hades | +1.63 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | brunob | +0.72 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | kApe | -0.01 | 59 | 77 |





