








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1328 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1351 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2031 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1721 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,387,624 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 812 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noodlepuppy 🍜 | +3.43 | 35 | 62 |
| #2 | kittygirl2004 | +0.12 | 52 | 50 |
| #3 | Knot Me~ <3 | +0.07 | 50 | 47 |
| #4 | scar :3 | -2.16 | 32 | 51 |
| #5 | sprouts | -2.22 | 22 | 39 |





