








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1370 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1346 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1381 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1403 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,863 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙋𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Vybor? | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Jaack ♥ | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | Eggrage | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙋𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Vybor? | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Jaack ♥ | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | Eggrage | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaack ♥ | 4 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Eggrage | 2 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙋𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 | 46 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jaack ♥ | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Eggrage | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Vybor? | 17 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eggrage | +5.48 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | 𝙋𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 | +5.02 | 58 | 68 |
| #3 | Jaack ♥ | +3.33 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | Vybor? | +1.05 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | ♥ Skxrl3t ♥ | -0.30 | 46 | 53 |





