








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9608 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6631 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5664 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7564 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,728,428 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaiser | 74% | 57 |
| #2 | 🕷Spidy0071🕷 ︻气デ一 | 69% | 58 |
| #3 | SPIDER | 64% | 170 |
| #4 | N A U T I C A L | 62% | 74 |
| #5 | 𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 | 62% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ✮彡[ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ] | 59% | 227 |
| #8 | Vampy!! #The_Dead | 59% | 95 |
| #9 | SuKBhai | 57% | 228 |
| #10 | L O R D | 57% | 335 |
| #11 | ☯| 🅿🅾🅺🅴🆁 |☯ | 54% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L O R D | 35 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | SuKBhai | 21 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | ✮彡[ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ] | 18 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | SPIDER | 15 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Morgan | 12 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | 998 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #2 | SuKBhai | 775 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | L O R D | 639 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #4 | SPIDER | 581 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #5 | ✮彡[ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ] | 370 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPIDER | +3.32 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | 𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 | +2.51 | 74 | 43 |
| #3 | Morgan | +2.44 | 54 | 72 |
| #4 | Kaiser | +2.14 | 51 | 43 |
| #5 | L O R D | +1.49 | 61 | 59 |





