








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 53 | 8% |
| Smokes | 256 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 102 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 246 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,754 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Ringo | 34 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | i punt babies | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Branch | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | cool gamer | 11 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | ReturnoftheMac | 6 | 0.0150 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Ringo | 205 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Branch | 18 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #3 | ReturnoftheMac | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | i punt babies | 8 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #5 | cool gamer | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cool gamer | +5.69 | 93 | 11 |
| #2 | ReturnoftheMac | +3.81 | 76 | 32 |
| #3 | BOT Ringo | +3.00 | 73 | 40 |
| #4 | Branch | +0.72 | 42 | 12 |
| #5 | Dr. Pepper | -4.14 | 32 | 7 |





