








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1006 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1139 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1481 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 918 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $287,769 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | JAV-Enjoyer | 58% | 52 |
| #9 | C Á B R Ó N | 57% | 90 |
| #10 | f✪xy | 55% | 77 |
| #11 | No_Name | 54% | 13 |
| #12 | ShadowMoses | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T✪✪Dizzy | +5.61 | 71 | 86 |
| #2 | Sora | +4.02 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | f✪xy | +2.11 | 77 | 74 |
| #4 | JAV-Enjoyer | +1.96 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | ShadowMoses | +1.25 | 66 | 44 |





