








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 688 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1825 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4551 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 1862 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1567 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,081,149 of utility $278 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1020 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apeiron | 74% | 31 |
| #2 | ^Stevo | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | slimriiq | 61% | 38 |
| #4 | Wagwanvon | 58% | 53 |
| #5 | $carecrow | 50% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SizzlingTurtle3 | 265 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | $carecrow | 129 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | slimriiq | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | klairbearr | 64 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wagwanvon | 61 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^Stevo | +5.88 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | $carecrow | +5.08 | 80 | 45 |
| #3 | SizzlingTurtle3 | +3.25 | 43 | 50 |
| #4 | Apeiron | +2.81 | 63 | 42 |
| #5 | Wagwanvon | +1.99 | 75 | 43 |





