








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5965 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5638 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1134 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 3823 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $982,649 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 678 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyph3r | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Bulletwatch | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | EisdieleFifty | 56% | 131 |
| #4 | Flashpoint | 54% | 202 |
| #5 | __Nz__ | 52% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flashpoint | +2.64 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | Cyph3r | +2.63 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | __Nz__ | +1.88 | 63 | 36 |
| #4 | Bulletwatch | +1.41 | 53 | 61 |
| #5 | EisdieleFifty | +0.99 | 71 | 53 |





